15 movies i woudn't ever watched again!

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Here are my lists:

15.Get Smart



I watched this movie after i totally ran out of ideas what i'm gonna do at home..FML!yup,I understand very well that this movie is a comedy flick,tapi aku xboleh terima kebodohan jantan hero dalam movie ni.Lagi dungu drp mamat yg jadi hero dlm drama Kapten Kit tu.Lagi satu ada satu babak dalam citer ni yg diorang jatuh drp aeroplane n the heroin need to save this dumbass guy..they can even chattering very 'relax' masa tengah jatuh n siap ada last minit plan how they wanna save themself after their parachute berlubang n of course from earlier on, u know they would safe..hero n heroin nvr been dead btw.



14.Surrogates




Ok..2things i like about this movie: Bruce Wills run the lead actor and those idea about the future world gonna look like.But other than that it just nothing but rubbish!jalan cerita kalut mcm haram n terlalu banyak manusia robot yang mengelirukan.I know they wanna make this movie as tricky as possible but sorry Mr.Director(Jonathon Mostow) sbb lastly not until 15mins i bet u already can predict what the hero would experienced which is his wife was found dead sbb gatal sgt nak jadi robot jugak..sangatlah LAME!..kinda weird sebab Jonathan made such a good movie before like Terminator 3
and Breakdown tapi movie yg satu ni betul2 out of pace lah..



13.Puteri Gunung Ledang (PGL)



Yang ni kalau takda lompat2 dalam hutan,dalam air tak boleh ke?kenapa Hang Tuah perlu terlompat sini sana?dah mcm munyet terbang plak aku tengok.No doubt Tiara's acting so much matured in this film but kesian pulak sbb dia ni dahlah puteri,kena pulak main nyorok2 kt dlm hutan la,gua la,nasib tak pandai panjat pokok,kalo x,kt atas pokok pun dia tpaksa mnyorok kot.Adlin nampak kayu jugak dalam cerita ni..cam overacting pun gak n 1 more thing cerita ni panjang sangat sampai aku rasa muak nk tengok!




12.Nur Dijiwa Harina



Hah..ni dia drama yg paling aku sakit hati tengok ending dia.Ok,masa tgk iklan cerita ni,aku rasa its must b something nice to watch n there're message together with this flick kn..yeah,so aku pun tgklah sampai ke ending tiba2..harambabicelaka diadun secara sebati sbb ntah tiba2 watak ayah dia yg jahat suddenly jd baik tanpa alasan sbb klu korg tgk citer ni,ayh tiri budak ni mmg patut terima balasan sbb kejam sgt layan dia,tup2 lastly xde pape yg blaku,tibe2 jd baik plak.Watak mak dia yg bodoh dan typical scene malay movie here n there yg buatkn aku arghh!babi,igt nk layan smpi nangis,rupenye last2 tgelak..mak aku yg sentimental pn ckp menyesal tgk..


11.Cicakman 1



The very questionable for this movie is,amongst bunches of actors in malaysia y saiful apek was chosen to b our superhero?ye,aku tau this is comedy action pny movie n apek at that time known as pelawak no1 mesia but please la,The Hulk n Spiderman also can bring us to laugh but still their superhero r questionable by viewers n try u put Apek kt sblh Tobey Maguire n Lou Ferrigno..still u can c how comparable they r(u knw wht i mean).Masa show trailer,bkn main lg aku tgk,lbih drp 500 efek CGI konon,but bila tgk movie dia,cam sampah..sama taraf ngan citer katun keluangman n chempiang.Rugi dowh duit beli tiket wayang nk tgk citer knonnye yg pertama di mesia ni,yela..yg pertama ada 2orang mamat kayu bodohcamsiput (ginger1 n ginger2) dan prof klon yg keje dia asyik gelak xtentu pasal.Sakit telinga aku!
Cicakman2 sumpah aku xtengok!



10.Futago


I'm a fan of horror movie flick n blieve me this story was the worst horror movie ever to watch.Well,i decided to watch this movie after i see this poster beside here b'coz its kinda well-portrayed doesnt it?tak sampai 10min aku dah naik fedup ngan citer ni..nasib masa aku xbanyak habis donlod citer ni sbb dpt pun dr kwn,kalo x,mesti rasa unworthy gilababi.Slow pace plus adegan2 yg konon2 nak kasi cuak,last2 kentut pun tsekat..kalau korg nak tgk jugak cerita ni,I wanna to say this "I've warn you!!"




9.Potret Mistik



Disebabkan filem ni la,aku dah tobat xnak tgk movie/drama/teater hantu yg ada kaitan dgn gambar potret.Kemeluatan aku tgk citer ni sama je dgn aku tgk citer Cermin.Tp citer tu xde dlm list aku sbb natasha hudson hot.kahkahkah.Back to this shitty story..well,as usual,diarahkan oleh sorg prof yg suka memartabatkn anak mami dan mamu..ppl mostly can predict how this movie will ended like bcoz there's always a pattern n pattern tu mcm corak carpet mudah luntur yg babu jual.Other than chasing n screaming yg xtentu hala in this movie,u also can c how an old lady can look soo much stronger than a muscular guy n i dont c the point y tht guy should all the way running from this mcik yg nmpak cam psiko pdahal ko blh je geletek org tua tu biar dia tgelak smpi mati..!aku cam confius giler dgn citer ni sbb aku rasa nk tgelak,tmaki,ttido dan tbaling pisau kt screen tv dlm satu masa,yes..that much expression!



8.Cinderella Story



Sumpah!..i accidentally watch this movie bcause i thought this cinderella was as sweet as the original cinderella.(i'm cute i know..)How much stupid that guy until he cant even get the hunch his cinderella and the bar lady is the same person?org buta pun blh perasan kot sbb suara dorg sama nak mampos.it's different if tht lady change her voice when taking place as cinderella.emm,selain tu,mcm biasalah adegan romantik kegemaran mat salleh,menari kt dlm taman.dan2 ada pemain muzik plak tu..how lucky they r rite?dahla..malas nak ckp pasal citer bodoh ni lg..


7.Seri Dewi Malam



Aku jamin mesti ramai yang dah lupe pasal citer ni kn..kn?sebab ia sangatlah tak best dan menyiat hati..tul x?a film about a guy whos his wife name Seri was in coma sbb apetah aku pun xingt,n he meet a blind girl(of course la nama dia Dewi,xkan Malam pulak kan..) who have power to communicate with ghost or spirit n kesudahannya,tiadalah kesudahan cerita ni..si mamat ni pulak jatuh cinta kt Dewi ni pulak..pastu ape yg jadi eh?ada sape yg ingt x?xsilap aku,aku tgk citer ni masa tayangan hari raya..




6.I know what you did last raya



Bagi aku semua filem senario after senario the movie smua mcm sampah!..komedi yg typical dan jln cerita mostly kena culik dgn penjahat.N dtglah 3 org anak muda ni yg ntah drp mana jadi savior..aduh,tlg la..n for me,out of their series,IKWYDLR ni yang paling bodoh skali...coz jln cerita of course kena culik n terlanggar kambing,tup2 dah kena ganggu..pastu org yg konon2 jahat rupa2nya baik n bniat nk tlg diorg..cliche isn't it?aku paaaaling benci lakonan si azlee..over n suka buat muka bodoh dia tu yg konon2nye lawak tu..korg xcaya,tgk sendirilah cerita ni..mmg tagline cerita ni kena dgn aku.."Pengalaman Lampau Menjadi Igauan" yela..sbb pengalaman tgk cerita ni,smpi skrg aku mengigau..lol




Here my top 5 lists:

5.Dragonball Evolution


Apart from its really lousy graphic,a confusing and nonsense storyline this movie is nothing but junk.I hate the fact that i waiting for this movie to release like hell coz I c the teaser about this movie somewhere on paper n i was like WOW!..Dragonball is coming in 'real' instead of u only cn watch Dragonball Z(cartoon) in tv.It was 2 or 3 years back before this movie been released n they said the most killing part of making this movie is to create the green monster-King Piccolo in action.Huh..?WTH!..i tot The Hulk or Benn Grimm(Fantastic 4)
is the hardest character to be.I bet if u already watch this movie,u will agree with me..


4.CINTA


Aku pun xtau mcamane aku boleh tertarik nak tgk citer ni..Kat wayang plak tu!baik aku beli tepung drp habis duit tgk citer ni,blh gak buat karipap kn..ni,duit habis rm10 *klu xsilap* n rugi masa je.citer dahla meleret n annoying x kalo tgk org tua bercinta? bagai nak terbelah bumi kononnya cinta dorg ni..aduh,siap blushing2 lagi..geli bai..lagi satu sikit2 slowmo n ada selit background muzik mcm sial!



3.The Happening

OMGWTF! US pny movie cought into my top3 list..hell yeah!
ok,i watched this film with my schoolmate and we r very excited to watch how they present this movie coz the poster n trailer are really inspiring us.Siap g skolah(time to lpas habis spm) n promote kt ckg*bfore tgk citer ni*."Cikgu,ktorg nak pergi tgk wayang cerita INTELEKTUAL SERAM ni.."lololololol..lpas tgk citer ni with our own eyes,rasa berdosa sgt2 kt ckg ktorg sbb dh mnipu dorg.Imagine this,xsampai 15min tgk cerita ni tiba2 nmpak benda hitam panjang terjuntai drp atas kepala dorg..apetuh?hantu ka?rambut terbang ka?ataupn piring terbang?It's their damn mic at the scene n the scene is the serius one ok!i only expect this from mesia pny production tp rupa2nya US pn ada yg mcmni.Not once ok kwn2..4-5x aku nmpak mic tu terjojol keluar n aku tnjuk kt member aku.."weh,ko nmpak tak kt atas kepala dorg?".."Ah SHIT!!" membe aku jwb.1lg igtkn dorg nk bgtau sbb ape tragedy tu brlaku,tp rupe2nye dorg kata "still unknown source but MAYBE by the wind" ah,commonla,we r not sitting there watching ur movie to get the result 'MAYBE' stuck inside our head until forever!

2.Kapten Kit



Sorry,dh puas google,last2 gmbr ni je yg ada..so,both of them r the actor n actres in thid siries.Aku penah tgk 2x citer ni..1 kt umah nenek n 1lg sbb masa tu mmg ngada2 nk tgk..huhu.So,kapten kit ini adalah org yg sygkan alam sekitar mcm aku..TAPPPPII,kenapa dia mcam 'mat pet' je ea?..rmbut cam sabut kelapa plak tu..1lg,kostum dia yg kaler oren n nmpak mcm org yg jg highway lmbai2 bendera merah kalau ada construction tu,aku igt mula2 kuasa dia ni ialah boleh brdiri 10jam kt tengah panas sbb jaga jln raya..tak ketinggalan jgk dgn Kit si hero ni yg boleh bercakap menggunakan bmelayu yg skema.aku paling benci dgr alat dia tu brcakap..mcm kak kiah sidai kain.xmasuk langsung dgn situation.Pastu ade jgk 2org kwn kpd hero ni yg perangai lurus bendul.biasala tu,supporting character yg HARUS ada.Watak2 ni klu xde pun aku rasa lg ok kot sbb drp mngadap nk selamatkn 2org manusia bodoh ni,baik ko g tanam pokok..kata earth lover kn.Aduh..tak matang langsung!

1.Pepaya

Yeah..ni dia citer yang paaaling aku benci setakat hayat aku smpi skrg..sbb apa?sbb melampau2 bodoh dan tak masuk akal.dahla dlm group cerita AKSI so that basically means yg this story is a serious kind of movie.myb lawak sket2 tu cun kot,tp ni lawak dah smpi tahap bodoh gila baban.prnah skali,me n my frens(sunway!!) going out for dinner n this drama was on show..i dunno y the restaurant owner bukak cerita bodoh ni.So ktorg ada sorg kawan from africa n suddenly after watch a few mins while waiting for our food he asked 1 of my frens "Dude,is this story for kids?"lol..malu x?ktorg jwbla "YES"..so dia tny lg knp cerita ni tayang waktu prime mcmni..(pkul 9mlm) so ktorg pun diam jela.First time tgk,I'm very confused what is the ability of this hero so,ooh..kat tangan!!.tul x?tp cuba korg tgk tangan hero dia..cam sampah!dorg nk tunjuk yg kuasa hero dia ni tletak pd tgn,so of course org akan paling tumpu kt tangan la kan..tp tmpt tumpuan tu yang dorg buat paaaling sampah skali.Mcm sambil lewa je.Hey,cmmonlah,i know myb the production xcukup duit utk buat bg nmpak lagi real,tp xkan la u guys lack of crew yg kreatif kot.Kata industri seni ni luas la,bercabang sini sana..xkan xde specialist kot..!lagi satu,hero dia pasal bengap sangat dlm citer ni?pak pandir lg cerdik aku rasa.aku tgk skali je citer ni,pastu tiap kali klu bukak tv ade citer ni terus tutup sbb tension plak tatau pasal.


Ok..thats all my lists for top15 of the most frustration flick i ever watch.Aku tahu,dorg ada hak berkarya dan masing2 ada pendapat n kelebihan masing2..sorry kpd sape2 yg mungkin minat apa yg aku xsuka kt atas ni .U have my reasons y n its up to u to think otherwise..Aku pun ada hak jugak nk tentukan apa aku suka dan xsuke kn kn??..so,jgn ada yg terlebih emo plak nnt orait?

p/s: orang kata cerita niyang rapik sesuai digantikan dgn niyang merepek..tak taula sbb xtengok lg..:)