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Saturday, August 15, 2009

what woman want??

Shirt colour: light green
mood: as usual..
song: mustika-mnasir
on my right: pasu bunga kecil
on my left: songs lyrics


Hey friends..let's read this...n to womens..dun deny this..it's in your blood anyway..~~

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up na**d
2. Bring food

i got this 'brilliant' stuff from a website...really fun!!hahaha..btw..this merely true!!.



14 orang ketuk pintu:

mau said...

nice one la joe~ haha. merely true kan~ :P

jumaat_asar said...

tula..the best post for this blog i can say..=)

monyet terbang said...

wow....
anda tepat skali joe...
hell yeah...

abdus said...

itu la pasal aku still single and ghey. mudah. :P

ahmad syafiq al-gonzalez said...

sbb tu ada idiom

a way to man's heart is tru his stomach

Mine Bemin said...

bagus la joe
tapikan....
kiter xleh bg muka sgt kat pompuan nih
nanti diorg makin ego....
kiter yg akan merana nanti

bak kata org "jgn main ngan api nanti terbakar diri kiter"

jumaat_asar said...

i need feedback from a girl actually...di mana dia..*keep waiting*

lyanne37 said...

ala.. ni article from a guys yg sexist ni.. hahaha :P. LOL

ellaizi said...

sexist ni.not all women wants tht whole long list. =)

jumaat_asar said...

ni bkn sekixt la..klu baca btl2 tajuk post ni,so ini sbnrnye utk guys yg nk buat woman happy..so,it's basically for guys n how they want to make the women happy..btw,i think,most of the list tu mmg tepat n kdg2 pompuan mahukan lebih dr tu lagi..hehehe..tp bkn semua la pompuan cmtu..yg ni just general toughts jela..=)

jumaat_asar said...

*sexist

malik said...

fuhhh. perempuan mesti take note nih

monyet terbang said...

setuju ngan joe lg skali...

Anonymous said...

xbetul!!!! sbg seorang perempuan sy tak bersetuju... setiap individu berbeza..stp wanita pun berbeza dr seorang wanita yg lain.. I'll be happy if the guys juz show the true colour of him.. if there has a guy dat complete all d charasteristics,I dont think dat I would like him!! abnormal! haha..

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